AJ Styles (AJ wins two world championships, battles an ABYSS, and squares off with Matt Hardy!)
BJ Whitmer/CM Punk (A little BJ Whitmer, a lot of Killswitch Engage!)
Dean Malenko (Dean wrestles his brother Joe…and a bunch of other people that you’ve actually heard of!)
Eddie Guerrero (Lying, cheating, stealing and black tigers! Sounds neat, doesn’t it?)